Sunday, December 16, 2007

Brew-Ha-Ha-Two-Ha-Ha

Furthermore Beer, WORT and The Onion proudly present a beer-drinkin', loud-talkin' hard-rockin' bonanza! Check out the flyer.

Madison's Scag 48 kicks off the festivities at 9:30. Ever wonder how a washtub bass functions? No? Well, me neither, but no worries - you'll be having too much fun to give a hoot when this trio tears the rear-end off the stage.

At 10:30 or so, we will tap the inaugural keg of "Makeweight", our 8.5% ABV single-batch Triple Pale. Drink. Enjoy. Repeat.

Decibully, the phenomenal 752-piece pop band from Milwaukee will take the stage by 11:00. When I say "pop band", I mean it in the really good way. The best possible way, in fact. I know you'll agree that all the groveling I did to get them to play this show was well worth it.

If, by 12:00 the Makeweight hasn't torn the flesh from your face and rendered your sobriety useless, The Black-Eyed Snakes sure as fook will. When you witness what has become of Chicken Bone George (Alan Sparhawk from Low) and his merry band of catharsis-wielding gutter-blues freaks, you will reconsider that deal you made with Satan o those many years ago.

High Noon Saloon. Madison, Wisconsin. Saturday, January 5th, 2008. 7 Bones, and by all means show up on the early side - 300 tickets, available at the door. Because it's only fair. Four varieties of Furthermore on tap. $2.75 a pint all night long, yo.

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